Timberjaw's Achievements

Game Name Description Points
Dungeon Dashers Block Party Have an awesome party. 800
The Stanley Parable Unachievable It is impossible to get this achievement. 600
The Stanley Parable Speed run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) 480
The Stanley Parable Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. 480
Portal Camera Shy Detach security cameras from the walls. 320
FEZ Sum total Find ALL collectibles. 300
FEZ Hexahedronaut Collect all 32 Golden Cubes and 32 Anti-Cubes. 300
FEZ Phrenologist Find the Skull artifact. 300
Gunpoint Works Both Ways Show Hidden 300
DLC Quest Master of Unlocking Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die. 280
DLC Quest Nice Try You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free! 280
DLC Quest I Get That Reference! Show Hidden 280
The Stanley Parable 8888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 240
Portal Terminal Velocity Fall 30,000 feet. 240
Portal Vanilla Crazy Cake Beat all six Portal advanced maps. 240
DLC Quest Still Better Than Stamps Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die. 224
Left 4 Dead UNBREAKABLE Finish a campaign without ever using a first aid kit on yourself. 216
Left 4 Dead Supreme Sacrifice Complete "The Sacrifice". 216
Left 4 Dead SMASH HIT Win a Versus campaign of Crash Course. 216
Borderlands 2 Arctic Explorer Discovered all named locations in Three Horns, Tundra Express, and Frostburn Canyon 216
FEZ A numbers game Find the Counting Cube artifact. 200
FEZ Haikus not epics Find the Tome artifact. 200
FEZ Warp zone Reactivate all 5 warp gates. 200
FEZ Cryptographer Break the code. 200
FEZ Achievement unlocked RTRTLTRTRTLTLTLT 200
FEZ Kill screen Get to the end. 200
Go Home Dinosaurs! Just Work Around it Three Steak Level 3-11 without clearing any rocks 192
Go Home Dinosaurs! T-Rex Gauntlet Three Steak Level 2-19 using only Teleporter Twins and Crushers 192
Portal 2 Overclocker Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds 192
Portal 2 Smash TV Break 11 test chamber monitors 192
Thomas Was Alone The Final MacGuffin Find the second achievement pickup in 'Y+1, X+1'. 180
Thomas Was Alone Distractions Find the first achievement pickup in 'Purge'. 180
Thomas Was Alone Dwindling Capacity Find the second achievement pickup in 'Purge'. 180
Thomas Was Alone 49 Shades of Grey Find the first achievement pickup in 'Generation'. 180
Thomas Was Alone The Breakfast Club Find the first achievement pickup in 'Design'. 180
DLC Quest Anything For An Awardment Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez. 168
DLC Quest Story is Important You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats? 168
Left 4 Dead TANK STUMBLE Stun a Tank with an explosion in the Crash Course campaign. 162
Left 4 Dead 2 SOB STORY Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches. 162
Left 4 Dead 2 GONG SHOW Prove you are stronger than Moustachio. 162
Left 4 Dead 2 CHAOS GENERATOR Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale. 162
Left 4 Dead QUICK POWER Restart the generator within 30 seconds of it shutting off. 162
Left 4 Dead All 4 Dead Kill all four Survivors on one life as a Tank. 162
Left 4 Dead MAN VS TANK Single-handedly kill a Tank. 162
Left 4 Dead ZOMBICIDAL MANIAC Survive any campaign on Expert. 162
Left 4 Dead AKIMBO ASSASSIN Survive an entire campaign using only pistols. 162
Left 4 Dead UNTOUCHABLES No Survivors take damage after contacting the rescue vehicle. 162
Borderlands 2 Definitely An Italian Plumber Killed Donkey Mong 162
Borderlands 2 Yaaaaaay Introduced thyself to the White Knight 162
Borderlands 2 Shorty, You So Best Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen 162

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